Every male needs to learn these certain set of rules on how to use a urinal, because recently I have noticed that these indirect rules have not been followed and it is really pissing me off!!
1. Never pee in a urinal next to another man when there are others vacant, like this!
1. Never pee in a urinal next to another man when there are others vacant, like this!
2 Keep within a foot while doing your business, because if not this can lead to indecent exposure. Don't be this guy!
3. Shut the fuck up! I don’t care about your life while I am peeing.
4. If your pee looks like you haven’t had a sip of water in days, make sure you flush it! The next occupier will hate you if that backsplashes.
5. Small drain does not like when trash is thrown at it, in retaliation it wont flush and pee will accumulate leaving a very particular stench in the bathroom.
6. Wear closed toed shoes and pants because everyone hates that certain urinal that just splashes onto your waist down.
7. Don’t make a noise when you break the seal! Its just weird and everyone around you will get uncomfortable.
8. ALWAYS LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD!
9. If others are around make sure you angle away from them to prevent them from looking (we all know that there are those certain few that want to sneak a peek).
10 Unless absolutely necessary, NEVER EVER use the short urinal.
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